Wednesday 22 February 2017

Jibauk

Gua geram ni.

Perangai kalau tak macam jibauk sehari tak sah. Aku ni dah lah kaki sakit. Terpaksa rushing sebab si jibauk sekor ni tak buka kedai.

and, the funny thing was -- he assumed that I'm doing opening padahal dalam Duty Roster clearly stated that I'm on closing shift! Dia boleh cakap pasal aku MC so dia ingat aku buat opening. What the hell is that?

Aku ni, dah lah dengan masih bergolek sambil layan fourtwnty, banda neira dan efek rumah kaca. tetiba outlet head call tanya aku tak buka kedai ke? punya lah terkejut beruk aku. tak tau lah lagi teruk dari beruk atau sama teruk. tapi aku memang terkejut beruk.

dan aku paling menyirap -- satu 'sorry' pun takde as if he didn't do anything wrong. YES YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG EXCEPT FOR I HAVE TO FUCKING TAKE MY SHOWER FOR ONLY 10MINS (PLUS, WASHED MY HAIR) AND I ONLY APPLIED MY FOUNDATION AND DREW MY EYEBROW VERY ROUGH ONES AND I DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE ON THIS FACE. OH, AND I FORGOT TO BRING MY HAIRBAND AND MY HAIR IS LIKE PONTIANAK NOW. OH AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAVE TROUBLE TO TIE THIS FUCKING BANDAGE ON MY KNEE AND I NEED TO WEAR THIS PANTS (WHICH IS TIGHT) AND ITS FUCKING HURT! Except for theseeeeeeeee, kan?

Whoopppssss.
Sorry not sorry :/

Aku punya menyirap merebak sampai aku rasa nak bunuh mantan suami ja ni.


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